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Ah, good - I found the truly nutty people. [27 Jan 2005|05:30pm]

Hello. No activity here in a while, but I hope that'll change.

I would tell you all what all I like, but it's under "Interests" in my info page, so I won't. Looking back, this place had some serious promise as a haven for the demented and the silly - let's get that back!

Yours Til Death,
Jack the Ripper
dead monks are the sex.

Bitching. again. [05 Dec 2004|09:22pm]

who the FUCK though up a REALLY HUGE TEST that your ENTIRE GODDAMNED GRADE would rest on?

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[02 Dec 2004|03:28pm]

Blah. When was the last time i actually wrote anything here? when was the last tiem ANYONE wrote more than ONE FUCKING ENTRY here? who isnt me nor freelard.



stupid domestic beer being cheap and available. I don't WANT to drink the highlife, but if i DO drink the highlife, then i can drink three for the same amount of money as a pint.

::bangs head into wall::

but it's not good beer!!!

::cries:: my monk and i need to request the sanctioning of b33rtalk on this forum, as noone else wants to hear me bitch, and i dont know how well a "bitch-about-your-beer" community would work.

and hey, what else is this forum being used for at the moment?
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Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! [02 Dec 2004|07:58pm]

[ mood | Dig it yeah monky baby ]

Damn folks, am I glad to find you guys. I just had the authorites at me door asking about the wierd smell...Had to bluff them that my fridge broke while I was away for a few days and that stuff was rotting.

Anyhow the real reason behind their visit? My reciently aquired monk corpse for my growing collection, I currently have 4 stowed away under the kitchen sink, but they were treated when I bought them. My new one is too fresh, like 4 days old, I've got him soaking in a bath full of fermaldehide, but I need some help.

I was wondering is there a prefered kind of wood used for sawdust when mumifing your dead monks?

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[06 Sep 2004|08:34pm]

one as yet unproposed use for this community is a forum for AIM conversations that nobody else finds amusing.

and since nothing has been put here in forever, i might as well put that up.

it is with that prefacing remark I post this, the first (of many?) AIM conversations.

Milos Syndicate: sometimes i think i'm a little mean to josh
germanteapot: nope
germanteapot: there is no such thing
Milos Syndicate: and that i could be so much meaner to him
Milos Syndicate: if i only had time to
Milos Syndicate: argh blair.
Milos Syndicate: like a car on the freeway, your early typing has cut off my joke
Milos Syndicate: leaving it to honk feebly and make obscene jestures as it careens off the freeway of instant messenger conversation
Milos Syndicate: that jestures should be spelled correctly, but is not.
Milos Syndicate: i make no apologies
germanteapot: dont worry. your humour has balanced out the misspelling of gestures, and no apologies is better
germanteapot: ill make sure that i wait until you are all the way finished typing
germanteapot: in case hilarity lies in the next line
Milos Syndicate: that is what the little typing alert is for
Milos Syndicate: DUH
dead monks are the sex.

MMMMMMonkeys [30 Jun 2004|07:56pm]

[ mood | moving ]

Moving into a new apartment today. But have problem. As of now i have a one bedroom with 600 sq ft. but im moving to a 450 sq ft. studio. with someone else. stuff goes where?

anyone with a good place i could put my dead monk in such a small apartment? he doesn't quite fit under the bed with all of my organization junk, and the hall closet isn't tall enough. help!

dead monks are the sex.

[10 Jun 2004|07:03pm]


i am now an official member of the dead monk society. this is a great day.
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mmmmmm.....monks [09 Jun 2004|11:38am]

[ mood | nostalgic ]

Wow! Finally a place where I can openly discuss my love of 18th Century Irish Monk Merriweather Dunburger!....I've always had a bit of a crush on the late Dunburger, ever since I first heard of him in Sunday school at the tender age of 7 1/2. I knew when I found him I had found something special. He was unlike any person I have or will ever meet; he was sweet, funny, celibate...all the qualities I look for in a monk...I knew by the tinkling in my naughty bits that I had stumbled upon my one true soul mate! So what if he was a little bit dead and I would have to commit the most ghastly display of necrophilia ever recorded....I love him!....Well, after years of pinning and planning and saving, I was finally able to visit my beloved in the summer of 2002...I'm not really one to kiss and tell *blush*, so I'll just say that we shared the most beautiful and intimate night and a half together..it should have been a full week, but I was apprehended by the Irish authorities and forever exiled from Ireland....still, I will always remember and always cherish the time we spent together. I just hope that one day I can find someone like Merriweather, they don't even have to be alive....*sigh*...why must I always fall for dead, Irish monks?...

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[08 Jun 2004|04:48pm]

[ mood | chipper ]

So i was just sitting around thinking when it hit me


dead monks are the sex.

[06 Jun 2004|04:19pm]

[ mood | DEAD!! ]

ok, so ummm.. i don't know what this is, but i don't actually care, so on with it!

ummm... there are no monks who are dead writing in this though. im sorry, im a poser.

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[11 May 2004|04:15pm]

this community looked cool
so I thought I would join
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Oo lala [21 Mar 2004|08:52pm]

[ mood | nerdy ]

Oh my god yawwl it's my first community!

^wow, that was outof control. let's shoot me.^
this community could be all about vegatarianism, politics, and how much we hate our goddamn lives. we could center it entirely on negativity. it could be a world domination community, evil or good dominiation.

or it could be pointless.
pointless is so wonderfully expressed with few or many words.
like now, how i'm talking endlessly with no point whatsoever except that there IS no point!
aha, so twould that be considered...a point?
let us ponder that.

or, it could be a community following Daniel's example.
having arguments with ourselves. i think that would be quite interesting and unique.

or, Daniel, we could just get alot of members and then say nothing at all. a large group of people a part of DEADMONKSOCIETY and we are all dead and thoughtless.

i think i'm so goddamn brilliant.

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[21 Mar 2004|04:55pm]

okay, now that this isnt just me yelling at myself, it seems that a good course of action would be to decide what exactly this monster will become.
thats why i was bad at webmastering, i could never think of any content.
so i will leave it to my many, many members to decide what becomes of this community.
writing is one possibility, but i hate everything i write, so i will only administrateify that one.
it could be like a club, where its just there.
but then i'd have to approve memberships and stuff.
although thats not much of a chore, seeing the current rush to join.
even non-members are welcome to suggest stuff, cause i dont want to make Clara do everything.
dead monks are the sex.

[19 Mar 2004|10:23pm]

in the few hours this community has existed, i have noticed that there is an intolerable lack of ninjas, robots, pirates, and beings with super powers.

that having been said, i would like to direct you all here, to placate your whining about robot ninja zombies with laser vision.

thank you for your consideration.
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and daniel said... [19 Mar 2004|07:27pm]

let there be an inane livejournal community!

and it was only mediocre.

but that was good.
because i am so very, very bored.

tell your friends.
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